A little while ago, a food chain in France released burgers based on Star Wars. I love gimmicks and this is my kind of gimmick: the almost inedible, processed kind with only a slight relation to the original thing they were promoting!
Because if Darth Vader was a food, he'd totally be cheeseburger with black buns...
Personally, I think the “Dark Vador” burger looks pretty neat. BY THE WAY, fun french fact, it’s spelled Vador instead of Vader because vader would be pronounced va-day in French. Why they call him dark beats me… because dark does NOT mean dark in french. But they definitely don’t have the “-rth” sound. Fun trick, make a french person say a bunch of th- words.
I’m very much disappointed in the Jedi Burger, which has 4 extra days of promotion (wtf). Marshmallows? Clouds? Don’t know what that white stuff is. Also, it should be green with a voice chip inside to represent Yoda. Just sayin. Also, that idea is now officially copywritten. Suck it, McDonalds.
So, I assume that the vast majority of you have seen the Shit Girls Say Videos and have witnessed the resulting internet meme that has spawned Shit Spanish GIrls Say and Shit Girls say to Gay Guys, among SO MANY OTHERS. Personally I think this is all a bit overhyped. I love when an internet meme crosses over to the absurd, where the internet does a collective backlash against a supposed gag, making the original joke the butt of the joke (DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE, because it makes sense in my head). So, that is why I love the following video: Shit Wookies Say.
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