And the winner for the best Valentine’s Day ad goes to the 99 cents store for this gem (also when was the last time you heard the word valentine’s day and colon cleanse used in the same sentence?)
Good Gift: Chocolate Rose
Bad Gift: Colon Cleanse
Good Gift: Love Cuffs (haha’s side note: THEY SELL THESE THERE?)
Bad Gift: Bath Tissue
Good Gift: Whipped Cream
Bad Gift: Prune Juice
Good Gift: Condoms
Bad Gift: Condoms
Good Gift: European Chocolates
Bad Gift: Pounds Lost
Good Gift: Valentine Plush
Bad Gift: Certs
Good Gift: Photo Frame
Bad Gift: Douche
Good Gift: Live flowering plants
Bad Gift: Hair Removal Kit
Good Gift: Boxed Jewelry
Bad Gift: Broom or Mop
Good Gift: Intimate Apparel
Bad Gift: Deoderant
Good Gift: Fragrances
Bad Gift: Urine Away!
Good Gift: Silky feather rose
Bad Gift: Bladder Pads
Good gift: Chocolate croissants
Bad gift: A breadmaker (accompanied by a chocolate croissant recipe)
Well, at least they qualify Urine Away as a bad choice so when you bring it home, so at least you have an excuse….
Wait….I think that came out wrong….so to speak……